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    A woman goes to the Pharmacy:
    woman: Do you have arsenic?
    Pharmacist: What are you going to do with arsenic?
    woman: I want to kill my husband.
    Pharmacist: I don't think I can sell you arsenic for that purpose.
    The woman hands the Pharmacist a photo of her husband in bed with the Pharmacists wife.
    Pharmacist: My apologies, Ma'am. I didn't realize you have a prescription.
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    I don't get it ,give me a hint

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayback View Post
    A woman goes to the Pharmacy:
    woman: Do you have arsenic?
    Pharmacist: What are you going to do with arsenic?
    woman: I want to kill my husband.
    Pharmacist: I don't think I can sell you arsenic for that purpose.
    The woman hands the Pharmacist a photo of her husband in bed with the Pharmacists wife.
    Pharmacist: My apologies, Ma'am. I didn't realize you have a prescription.
    I don't like making plans for the day. The word "premeditated" is not useful when it gets thrown around a courtroom.




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