• You don't need brains to be a Boss.
  • You don't need brains to be a Boss.
  • You don't need brains to be a Boss.
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    Default You don't need brains to be a Boss.

    You don't need brains to be a Boss.

    When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."

    The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

    The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

    Finally, the a$$hole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the
    a$$hole being the Boss. So, the a$$hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

    Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the
    a$$hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

    Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any
    a$$hole will do.
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    This explains my former supervisor perfectly...

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    I received it from one of the ladies who used to report to me. It began with this isn't you; however, it sure as H is your replacement.
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