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    Default Best Security EVER!

    First, disconnect your home alarm system and de-register from the Neighborhood Watch.

    Second, get two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.


    Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies will watch YOUR house 24/7.





    You'll never feel safer- and you'll save $49.95 a month!
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    I expect a few of your neighbours might look closely as well...

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    Common sense is like deodorant. The folks who need it most never seem to use it and there's no polite way to tell them.



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    There would probably be a lot of gunfire around your house!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrose7004 View Post
    There would probably be a lot of gunfire around your house!


    The dogs and I agree..
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