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    Default The Kitchen!

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he burst into the kitchen.

    'Careful, 'he cried, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! you're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my word! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? they're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

    The wife stared at him in amazement, 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

    The husband calmly replied, 'I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toms01 View Post
    The husband calmly replied, 'I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
    He needs one of these…

    Mac


    Common sense is like deodorant. The folks who need it most never seem to use it and there's no polite way to tell them.



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    Last edited by Huskerman; 03-29-14 at 06:47 AM.

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