Drafting Guys over 60
Drafting Guys over 60
----this is so Funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier----
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some not a very nice person
that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-pregnant dog
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyon! e out ru n a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.
If nothing else, put us on border patrol....we will have it secured the first night!
Share this with your senior friends. It's purposely in big type so they can read it.
They'd have to issue new uniforms as mine doesn't fit anymore, plus I think they upgraded it since I wore it the last time I was on the Monitor.
Another thought, most us old farts wouldn't get homesick, and we wouldn't require a cell phone, free postage would be nice
they would run out of terrorist fairly fast if there were thousands of guys like me out there! Im a crack shot, I like working nights, I live on MOSTLY EXPRESSO COFFEE , AND PERCOCET, and Id call in an air strike on ANYTHING that shot at ME that I could not kill with a rifle in a heart beat!, in fact Id just say bomb, and NAPALM the crap out of anyone that posses a threat to me, america, or my friends, CRANKY! HELL YOUVE NEVER SEEN CRANKY! UNTILL IM PISSED OFF!
HELL! NAPALM and CLUSTER BOMB EVERYTHING that LOOKS like it MIGHT HAVE EVER HELD A TERRORIST! THEN POUR ALL OUR NUCLEAR WASTE IN THIER LAKES AND RIVERS,and after we leave NUKE THE SOBs WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY
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