Nebraska Tornado Policy Change...

[Yoda]

I repeat this "tongue in cheek" as I was born and raised in Nebraska. With the Total Collapse of the Huskers this season, I pass along the latest NEW Tornado Policy for Nebraskans:

In case of possible tornadoes sweeping through the state of Nebraska, we ask that all Nebraskans take shelter at Husker Stadium. We are certain that a touchdown will not occur there.

I thought about posting this in the Humor Forums, but for a Husker Fan, this is serious stuff

I'm now running for cover and setting the house alarm system and making sure my guns are loaded!

Bud
originally from York, Nebraska

[XLR8]

You're a very brave man.

[KOPBET]

Steve Pederson's in deep poo ...

[Patrick]

I'm not a fan of the CU Buffs, Yoda, but living here in Colorado, I work with a great many who are. I won't share this with them, they'd take too much pleasure in it.


-Patrick

[DecBuck]

LOL... Since I am fifty miles from Lincoln, or Stadium. I need NO COVER... We will see a new Football Coach and New Season to begin. Tornado isn't my worst fear... It hails after raindrops.
Since my brother said he was from York, Ne.. well, what can I say. We do have funny weather season.. That why my brother left...

[GerryLP]

And perhaps is like lightning! It won't hit twice!