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Gringo
06-12-06, 11:49 PM
I think corvettes represent the American Dream.

I think our military is the provider and the defender of that dream

I think every American who drives any new car or any car for that matter on our nice roadways (regardless of how congested or in need of repair they may seem) and any American who can buy gasoline in less than 3 hours wait; and any American who can cheer the war with a hot chicken wing in one hand and a cold beer in the other while a large breasted young girl in a tight white t-shirt and tight, orange, short shorts flirts with them...should be grateful for the best of the last three (yes three) generations who are doing really nasty work and training for things most Americans only imagine happen in the movies...are out there keeping us safe... (boy was that a run on sentence)

But this forum is a great idea.

Thaks,

Gringo.

ps

Would it be possible to add the National Guard logo to the first page of the Forums since so many of our soldiers and Marines around the world now are Guard men and women?

Thanks again.

Gringo

Flame67
06-25-06, 02:31 PM
(Apologies to the Charlie Daniels Band)

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The devil came down on NYC
He was lookin for souls to steal.
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
With an Arab he'd made a deal.

When he killed our own on American soil
We knew it was an evil plot.
Bush stepped upon that podium
Said "Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it
But we got plans of our own too.
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.

You may have begun this battle boy,
But give America it's due.
We're gonna find you no matter where you go
We'll win this war against you."

Just then a Marine said: "My names Jeanny
This is where I come in.
I'm part of this bet; you're gonna regret
'Cause we're the best that's ever been."

Air Force load up our planes and
bomb those Arabs hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in America;
Bush has called out the National Guard.
And when we win you'll not see
those shiny streets of gold
You'll have lost;
now the devil's got your soul.

The Navy leapt up on our ships and said:
"We'll start this show."
Fire flew from their turrets as
they struck a mighty blow.

The Iraqi's marched across the sands
And they made an evil hiss.
Then a band of Marines came in
And it sounded something like this.....

When al-Quida attacked America they said
"Look what I have done"
But just you cower there in your little hole
And let our GI's show you how it's done.

Fire in the towers--run boys run
America was attacked at the rising sun.
Terrorism's always been a faceless foe
It's gonna be a dogfight, don't you know?

The devil bowed his head
'Cause he knew that he'd been beat
And he realized our American spirit
he just could not defeat!

Bush said: "Devil, just come on back
If you ever wanna try again....
I done told you once you son-of-a-*****
America's the best it's ever been!!!!"