I just posted a thread on a 120-mile road trip today so here are a few impressions from today and driving seasons gone by:
-you sit on the seats, not in them (sore back)
-a four-barrel makes music when opened, fuel injection is speechless
-a four-barrel means never leave home without American Express
-the entertainment center of a C2 is gas, oil pressure, ammeter, and temp gauges.
-tach and/or speedo mechanical cables make noise
-the large clock makes no sense but is fun trying to fix
-you can't follow a C5 or C6 around tight corners at speed
-the exhaust stinks without a catalytic convertor
-your aftershave is Eau d'Octane liberally applied to your clothing as well
-the body creaks and groans and the frequency is temperature dependent
-the cabin ventilation system does not ventilate; it sucks in engine heat
-your storage area is filled with tools
-your glovebox contains a spare set of points and condensor
-all C2 odometers stop at 6X,XXX miles
-the engine and transmission always leak, forget re-surfacing your driveway
-you marvel at $200 "correct" oil drain plugs on EBay but bite your lip and buy an incorrect one for $1.95 at AutoZone
-you marvel at Barrett-Jackson prices and fall asleep in despair knowing your engine is NOM and devalues your car
-you have SS intake manifold bolts and dread the moment when some character with a microscope finds out at cruise day
-your check engine light is a Sears timing advance unit
-you know that if you have a collision it will take a year for repairs
-you hide UPS receipts from the Wife who wishes to re-model the kitchen
-the kitchen oven is set for 225F and 15 minutes to cure newly painted parts
-the insurance company does not use a black or blue book but requires an appraisal, and driving restrictions, and an alarm system on the garage, etc.
-the local GM dealer does not know what a carb is
-the local GM dealer does not have a timing light
-GM technicians are 1/2 as old as your car
-GM technicians try to "adjust" rear bearings (happened to me)
-alignment shops do not have shims for the rear trailing arms; their spec books do not go back to 1963-67. You bring JohnZ's specs and show them how to do the job
-GM parts numbers have been superseded 18 times leading to "discontinued"
And a few more I have collected over the years that need not be added. Having said all that, I drive with a smile. And sometimes just sit in the garage in the evenings and stare at my car, however NOM humble it may be.