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photovette
02-24-05, 05:58 PM
Hey, I had to! New deluxe door panels cost plenty!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5561089886&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT
"...And, nothing naughty either!" :Buttslap
Darn, I guess that counts me out. :naughty:
Numbers still look good on paper, though.:D
Dakota kid
02-27-05, 02:55 AM
Na, I bet she one of those PETA freaks.
And I even bet she doesn’t eat meat either. :D
EPiC Vette
02-27-05, 03:30 AM
97.4% positive feedback. Hmmmmm....
My last girlfriend garnered slightly less... :eyerole
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Dakota kid
02-27-05, 03:33 AM
97.4% positive feedback. Hmmmmm....
My last girlfriend garnered slightly less... :eyerole
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can't be that bad, did she try to make you sell the Vette?
18yo 5’9” 122 lbs. Blonde/Green Eyes 34D-24-35
I'd give her money. :D
I wonder how much of that was God given and how much was laboratory given.:L
I wonder how much of that was God given and how much was laboratory given.:L
And you see this as a problem... how? ;)
If she's your girlfriend then you're a dirty old man!!! :naughty:
(um...does she have a sister? hehehe):W
yellow_2002_germany
02-27-05, 11:31 AM
There is a vette in one of her pic that I can see. Appears to be a '77-'82 from the center console.
There is also a vette in a pic in the swimsuit section. I white 77 or 79 from the hood ornament. And I don't mean her! If she was the hood ornament the vette would be an 87!
SPANISHVETTS
02-27-05, 12:19 PM
I would bid but shipping live animals to Europe is expensive and then there is the quarantine problem.:drool::naughty::W
wishuwerehere82
02-27-05, 12:29 PM
You know Photovette,
You could make some serious money taking pictures of her next to Vettes at Carlisle. We have been saying that for years, the only thing missing from that show is a pretty model that poses with the cars and sells the photo. It's only a few hour drive for you, and you would be busy for 3 days straight.
Just an idea.
photovette
02-27-05, 04:06 PM
I thought about doing that, but I'm really pushing her toward high end modeling.
Right now, she's still getting over her bunny rabbit dying 2 days ago.
... she's still getting over her bunny rabbit dying 2 days ago.
Whose the father?? :D
wishuwerehere82
03-04-05, 10:25 PM
Nova's not getting ANY bids?
cj5nutz
03-04-05, 10:29 PM
"...And, nothing naughty either!" :Buttslap
Darn, I guess that counts me out. :naughty:
Almost put a bid on that , till the wife cuffed me from behind...
bossvette
03-04-05, 10:42 PM
Nova's not getting ANY bids?
Bring her to cruise-fest and sell some photos there, my wife won't let me bid.
I'm supprised she hasn't had any bids though.
photovette
03-04-05, 10:55 PM
Nova got in a bad car accident yesterday--somebody fell asleep and rear-ended her going about 50mph--she was stopped at a light. She's pretty sore all over and can barely move. Her Trans Am is totalled.
cj5nutz
03-04-05, 10:58 PM
Ouch !
74bigblock
03-04-05, 11:54 PM
I've got a 6 speed if she's interested in purchasing!
SPANISHVETTS
03-05-05, 12:02 AM
Nova got in a bad car accident yesterday--somebody fell asleep and rear-ended her going about 50mph--she was stopped at a light. She's pretty sore all over and can barely move. Her Trans Am is totalled.
Sorry to hear the bad news…Hope that she is OK.:grouphug:
She must have been hit by a woman driver or a ***. No normal man would fall asleep behind Nova.:(
Here is to a speedy recovery.:m
Dakota kid
03-05-05, 12:02 AM
I've got a 6 speed if she's interested in purchasing!
Hey maybe Rob can put a bid on here and make her the official Model of the CAC
Think about it guys?:beer
wishuwerehere82
03-05-05, 09:45 AM
Nova got in a bad car accident yesterday--somebody fell asleep and rear-ended her going about 50mph--she was stopped at a light. She's pretty sore all over and can barely move. Her Trans Am is totalled.
Oh man,
It's good to hear that she's OK.
For some reason, I was thinking about her.
Tell her I hope she'd not too sore to come to Carlisle in August.
SSTibet
03-05-05, 10:05 AM
How much??? Woooooo she is gorgeous, keep her dude...
cj5nutz
03-05-05, 11:01 AM
Hey maybe Rob can put a bid on here and make her the official Model of the CAC
Think about it guys?:beer
I'll chip in !
photovette
03-06-05, 09:39 AM
Now, my ex-wife Tatyana was in a bad wreck last night. Same as Nova, sitting at a light and someone hit her. She may not walk for several months. Another new car bites the dust--this is her second totaled new car this year from people hitting her.
Traffic law enforcement SUCKS!
I'm going to the hospital today and if someone hits me, there's going to be a bloody trail where I've dragged my bloody body over to the other driver to strangle them. I mean it.
wishuwerehere82
03-06-05, 10:00 AM
Dude!
That is terrible. What is going on with people who can't see a red light or a car stopped at one?
I wish you a safe trip.
cj5nutz
03-06-05, 10:49 AM
WOW kinda glad I am in Cleveland , where people know how to drive...thats terrible man.. what are the odds. Hope she gets well fast and please do not drive the vette!
Bus drivers here are bad! We did a surveillance on a bus last week and this guy was impatient waiting for a train to pass so he made a detour. He ended up skipping a few stops, not pulling into the bus depot where he was supposed to. He just stopped across the street from the depot. He ran red lights, quite blatantly I might add. He had numerous rolling stops at stop signs. And the worst was probably him pulling into the left hand turn lane because there wasn't any traffic in that lane. When the light turned green, he just bullied his way into going straight.
wishuwerehere82
03-06-05, 01:44 PM
Bus drivers here are bad! We did a surveillance on a bus last week and this guy was impatient waiting for a train to pass so he made a detour. He ended up skipping a few stops, not pulling into the bus depot where he was supposed to. He just stopped across the street from the depot. He ran red lights, quite blatantly I might add. He had numerous rolling stops at stop signs. And the worst was probably him pulling into the left hand turn lane because there wasn't any traffic in that lane. When the light turned green, he just bullied his way into going straight.
Bust him!
Bust him!
I'm seriously thinking about doing it. But we don't want them to know that the buses are being followed.
wishuwerehere82
03-07-05, 11:48 PM
Well, the auction's over and nobody bid.
What does that do for the poor girl's moral? Not to mention losing her bunny and Trans Am in the same week.:cry
At least there was a letter from a concerned mother.
photovette
03-14-05, 09:09 PM
What does it do to her moral? It teaches her to keep trying until she succeeds; that's the American Spirit!
So, she's back on Ebay--with a slighly different approach.
I took this image last night (Mar 13th, 05); they put her back together nicely after her car accident don't you think?
http://ompi.onemodelplace.com/OMP_Images/Model/122460/122460_m_A3939496-2B3D-897A-217EFD48E240FBC8.jpg
I even took her out for a good'old Char-Grill milkshake!
http://ompi.onemodelplace.com/OMP_Images/Photographer/33681/33681_p_A4090E12-2B3D-897A-270B875C4689F5F2.jpg
wishuwerehere82
03-14-05, 11:06 PM
That doctor does fine work!:D
TheSearcher
04-08-05, 04:07 PM
Would you be interested in a short term lease on her? A few hours? Why not a time-share deal?
photovette
04-09-05, 09:26 AM
I actually sold her 19 times--seems the business types like to go around Ebay--wholesale is best you know. I had to take the ad down for awhile just to catch up. But, we're coming back in a few weeks and this time I have 6 models and we're doing video commercials too.
Yesterday we did a VH1 show--it'll air in June--so you get to see Nova on TV and me too (nope, not Beauty and the Beast). It's a pity the 'vette was down for interior renewal, it wanted to be on TV too. We had fun at the VH1 shoot; Nova was nervous so we got a bit liquored-up (at 9AM) before we got there--man, were we funny--or at least I think we were. The producers were all grins anyway.
Yep, we do everything, from Polish Vodka to US Special Forces sniper gear. She's really looking forward to doing the Dive Naked poster...
http://ompi.onemodelplace.com/OMP_Images/Photographer/33681/33681_p_FB9DB61C-2B3D-897A-2726C40A6E6722CF.jpg
She's really looking forward to doing the Dive Naked poster...
So are we!:L:L:L
Dakota kid
04-09-05, 02:21 PM
Now lets be nice to the girl.:D
Dakota kid
04-11-05, 11:47 AM
Umm ! Dem kina tick out Like Tail Yight's on a 57 Tunda-bird!!! :cool:cool :_rock gmjunkie!!
;LOL ;LOL
I said lets be nice ;LOL
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